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Thanksgiving!
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laurakassandra
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- Berichten: 23
- Lid geworden op: 08 okt 2005, 16:50
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Thanksgiving!
Laatst gewijzigd door laurakassandra op 15 nov 2005, 14:52, 1 keer totaal gewijzigd.
he did not know it could not be done So he went ahead and did it
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laurakassandra
- Amerika-ontdekker
- Berichten: 23
- Lid geworden op: 08 okt 2005, 16:50
- Locatie: groningen
Geen probleem!
Ik heb hele ladingen mails met grapjes, interesse?
dan plaats ik er hier nogeen paar.
Als voorproefje:
Humor of the Famous
Sometimes when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should've remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and was very flattered. But I wasn't pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." - Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. I've since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. -
Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -
Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir. Mighty scarce. - Mark
Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should've asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. - Jilly Cooper
I've never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all 4 essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes
you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. â?" Ed Furgol
Money can't buy you happiness - but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman
Until I was 13, I thought my name was shut up. - Joe Namath
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Henry Asquith
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC. Fields
We could slow the ageing process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it'll avoid you. - Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at 50, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out - Phyllis Diller
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out. Unknown
By the time a man's wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
Ik heb hele ladingen mails met grapjes, interesse?
dan plaats ik er hier nogeen paar.
Als voorproefje:
Humor of the Famous
Sometimes when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should've remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and was very flattered. But I wasn't pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." - Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. I've since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. -
Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -
Mark Twain
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir. Mighty scarce. - Mark
Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should've asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. - Jilly Cooper
I've never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all 4 essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes
you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. â?" Ed Furgol
Money can't buy you happiness - but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman
Until I was 13, I thought my name was shut up. - Joe Namath
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Henry Asquith
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC. Fields
We could slow the ageing process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it'll avoid you. - Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at 50, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out - Phyllis Diller
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out. Unknown
By the time a man's wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
he did not know it could not be done So he went ahead and did it
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MissUnitedStates
- Amerika-ontdekker
- Berichten: 14
- Lid geworden op: 07 nov 2005, 14:51
- Locatie: Noord-Holland
